Thursday 9 September 2010

A collection of insults!

Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.

People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.

The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.

You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.

No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

Sit down and give your mind a rest.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

16 comments:

  1. supportin' bro

    wtfiniggagun.blogspot.com

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  2. lol great ones i have to steal and use some xD

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  3. Oh my, gonna have to use some of these :D

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  4. thanks for the laugh bro, keep it up..

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  5. i like the short jokes lol

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  6. Always awesome. Supporting!

    buffgamer.blogspot.com

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  7. haha used some on my friends tonight ...good times

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  8. Owowowowow, that's all I have to say to this. XD

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  9. You, my friend are going to help someone get their ass kicked by saying these to the wrong person. Well done.
    Showing some almost-daily love for your blog.
    You know what I mean.;)
    http://thecrispyguy.blogspot.com/

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  10. Oh my...some are a little corny but I think I'll try'em for the lulz :P

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