Friday, 10 September 2010

This one time at the vet..

Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. They are putting me down. Oh no, says the first dog, why? The second dog says, "Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep. The second dog says, "Well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep also.

The third dog said, "This is my masters new girlfriend. She runs around the house all the time without her clothes. This makes me very horny. So, this morning, as she was getting out of the shower, and bent over to wipe up the water on the floor. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I jumped on her a gave it to her good!" The other dogs say, " so' that's why they are putting you to sleep?" No says the dog, "She is bringing me here to get my toenails clipped!"


  1. what an interesting perspective...

  2. 2 men and 1 woman and dogs.
    nasty >_<


  3. haha well played sir. i love your jokes.

  4. funny..:P

  5. Beasteality lolz

  6. giggles, but who puts a dog down for peeing all over the house?

  7. nice article! :)

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  8. You mean this might change everything??? :O

    greetz and remember Poopies Prevails! >=(