The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's you're name?"
"Sam," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?"
With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The balcony."
hah, took me a second to get it, but that's pretty damn funny.
ReplyDeletehahaha. wow. I'm like Doug. i had to read it twice. Slow brain go!~
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeletehahaha brilliant
ReplyDeletei felt like a blonde there 4 a second lawl.
ReplyDeleteretun the favor bro and i will come back daily
haha I was like wut? then I got it. poor cowboy!
ReplyDeleteI laughed.
ReplyDeletelol :)
ReplyDeleteAww cmon david dont copy n paste on me lol
ReplyDeletekeep the jokes coming though XD
great post! i like it ;)
ReplyDeletesupportin you!
lol
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Sillyoldbum
hahaha!stupid usher!
ReplyDeletehere to support you bro.