Wednesday, 15 September 2010

Where are you from?

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's you're name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?"

With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The balcony."


  1. hah, took me a second to get it, but that's pretty damn funny.

  2. hahaha. wow. I'm like Doug. i had to read it twice. Slow brain go!~

  3. i felt like a blonde there 4 a second lawl.

    retun the favor bro and i will come back daily

  4. haha I was like wut? then I got it. poor cowboy!

  5. Aww cmon david dont copy n paste on me lol

    keep the jokes coming though XD

  6. great post! i like it ;)
    supportin you!

  7. hahaha!stupid usher!

    here to support you bro.