Saturday, 4 September 2010

You might be a redneck if ...

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.

You're an expert on worm beds.

The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"

Your family tree does not fork.

The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.

You haul more than U-Haul.

Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"

There is a gun rack on your bicycle.

Your wedding was held in the delivery room.

14 comments:

  1. Haha, these really hit close to home. That's the best kind of humor too!

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  2. Or if you live in a trailer... :)

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  3. guess im not a redneck

    will be back to this blog

    http://terronecentury.blogspot.com/

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  4. awesome blog man keep it up!

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  5. I passed the test! I am not a redneck :D

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  6. Look at this daily support! Isn't it awesome? Doesn't it just make you want to return the favor?!

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  7. A gun rack on a bicycle would cause hilarious accidents.

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