You might be a redneck if...
You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.
You're an expert on worm beds.
The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"
Your family tree does not fork.
The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.
You haul more than U-Haul.
Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"
There is a gun rack on your bicycle.
Your wedding was held in the delivery room.
Haha, these really hit close to home. That's the best kind of humor too!
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ReplyDeleteSad, but true.
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lol good stuff!
ReplyDeleteThe feud is back on!
ReplyDeleteO SHI-
Haha, great.
ReplyDeleteI passed the test! I am not a redneck :D
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ReplyDeleteKeep it up bro
ReplyDeleteA gun rack on a bicycle would cause hilarious accidents.
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