Saturday, 4 September 2010

You might be a redneck if ...

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.

You're an expert on worm beds.

The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"

Your family tree does not fork.

The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.

You haul more than U-Haul.

Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"

There is a gun rack on your bicycle.

Your wedding was held in the delivery room.


  1. Haha, these really hit close to home. That's the best kind of humor too!

  2. Or if you live in a trailer... :)

  3. guess im not a redneck

    will be back to this blog

  4. awesome blog man keep it up!

  5. I passed the test! I am not a redneck :D

  6. Look at this daily support! Isn't it awesome? Doesn't it just make you want to return the favor?!

  7. A gun rack on a bicycle would cause hilarious accidents.