Thursday, 23 September 2010

Lightbulb joke collection

Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
A: Who can tell. Field service engineers are always in the dark.

Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
A: None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.

Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
A: 2. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc)

Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
A: Well, the diagnostics all check out fine, so it's a software problem.

Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
A: None: "We'll fix it in software."

Q: How long will it take?
A: That's indeterminate. It depends on how many dead bulbs they've brought with them.

41 comments:

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  2. looool the last one was the best.

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  3. Not the best jokes, except for the last one, got a good laugh from that :D

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  7. haha! xD loving the jokes you post

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  8. Haha, great one. Though you forgot the Beatles' version :<

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