Sunday, 26 September 2010

Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

9. Today is our what?

8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

7. I thought we only celebrated important events?

6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.

4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.

3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.

1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.
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25 comments:

  1. lulz8826 September 2010 at 20:23

    lol good stuff

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  2. Biff Tanner26 September 2010 at 20:56

    Always a laugh.

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  3. Anonymous26 September 2010 at 21:00

    haha, i shall as allways await your next blog thanks for the laugh

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  4. Nobody26 September 2010 at 21:32

    Yes, It's probably not going to be a good year if you use any of these.

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  5. Silly Old Bum26 September 2010 at 21:35

    i like no.8.. lol

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  6. Sethisto26 September 2010 at 22:29

    i lold

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  7. Lil Pee26 September 2010 at 22:52

    hahah ah man..

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  8. hunter time27 September 2010 at 00:14

    haha thanks maybe now i can start having longer relationships XD

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  9. MisterFlowzz27 September 2010 at 00:39

    Damn these are cold! hahah

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  10. Marco27 September 2010 at 01:42

    I faild with #9 last year :D

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  11. Sparrow27 September 2010 at 02:06

    Stopping in just to say, from one blogger to another, that your blog is awesome!

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  12. Skutt Panda PO27 September 2010 at 02:14

    2 for me :)) hahaha

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  13. JoshDckns27 September 2010 at 02:17

    lol at the last one. Been there.

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  14. Stav88os27 September 2010 at 02:57

    Cool Story Bro!;)

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  15. Naj27 September 2010 at 03:53

    man, that was brutal! lol

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  16. Randy27 September 2010 at 05:18

    haha xD some nice ones. Man, my kind of vision of love really was always that when you love someone you will always love her every day. I'm actually really dissapointed that such love doens't really exist and one day when you are married I will be exactly the same :(

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  17. Swarmster27 September 2010 at 05:31

    Great post, showing some love, keep it up =)

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  18. RayJayJohnson27 September 2010 at 05:45

    Funny shit. Wouldn't use any of those, myself.

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  19. Sithis Eclipse27 September 2010 at 06:56

    That was pretty funny.

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  20. is daft27 September 2010 at 08:22

    Those were some pretty tasteless jokes, but its okay!

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  21. Kevorkian27 September 2010 at 09:27

    I think i actually WILL say one of those things xD

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  22. Skunkfunk27 September 2010 at 09:37

    Haha, gotta remember some of those

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  23. Ruhmreich27 September 2010 at 10:09

    haha.. thx for the tips..

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  24. RunningBuddha27 September 2010 at 11:18

    nice post! supporting

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  25. Anonymous27 September 2010 at 14:20

    lol, thanks!

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