Sunday, 19 September 2010

The Funniest Joke in Germany

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That’s it.”
The study was conducted through the Laugh Lab Web site: www.laughlab.co.uk

And might I add, as a free bonus to InnocentEnglish.com visitors, the funniest kids joke ever, perfect for every four year old:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Poop!

(Yes, that’s the whole joke. Subtle, yet multi-layered, it works on so many levels for all ages- as long as they are four. Skeptical? Try it on any four year old. Note that the word “poop” may be replaced by any number of equally hilarious substitutes limited only by imagination and the vocabulary of the target audience).

38 comments:

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  3. Showing daily support here as well, funny jokes! Have a nice day!

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  4. Poop LMAO :P
    Btw no worries, I'll check your jokes everyday :D

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  5. Ok, will try the poop joke on the next 4 year old I see.

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  10. sup homie. i look at ur shit everyday, just dont comment. ill start to. funny shit

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  11. anything with poop will get a chuckle from a 4 year old

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  12. I also am showing my daily support,

    Thanks for the comment and keep supporting, :)

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  13. HA! That's how I got out of the Navy, more or less XD
    Showin' mah daily support

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  15. Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?

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  17. haha hilarious. thanks for the help with my joke blog too. keep stopping by.

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  18. Ha ha, very good. Thanks for sharing.

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  19. POOPIES!!! =D

    smoochies n' poopies :*

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  20. i always know that when i come here there will be a good joke waiting for me. thanks for the daily laugh

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  21. haha, love the joke.

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  22. someone should try that in real life lol

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  23. lol
    Stopping by to say hi to another interesting blog!

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  24. Hahahah i love that alligator joke.

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