Monday, 13 September 2010

The bear and the rabbit

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one day, whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog. The frog turned to them and said: "Ooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts." They were amazed that the frog had talked to them.

The golden frog admitted: "Mind you, when I do meet someone I always give them six wishes. You can have three wishes each in this case.

Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.

Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.

Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.

Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.

Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.

The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.

Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!

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  2. This joke is one of the best ones I know, thanks for sharing :)

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  4. A bear and a rabbit were pooping in the woods.
    The bear turns to the rabbit and says "Do you ever get shit stuck in your fur?"
    The rabbit says "no."

    So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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  5. good joke but herd this one before :)

    I even have a pic of it

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  7. returning the favor is awesome isn't it?! :P

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  8. lol then all bears went extinct...

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  9. Rabbit you sly fox......wait a second.

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  10. silly rabbit, tricks are for kids =)

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