Sunday, 12 September 2010
Vampire time out :D
There were these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood and vodka." The bartender gives him the shot of blood and vodka. The vampire drinks it, and leaves. The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood and vodka." The bartender gives him the shot of blood and vodka. The vampire drinks it, and leaves. The third vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a mug of hot water." The bartender gives him a surprised look, "Why do you want a mug of hot water?" The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "It's tea time."
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lool cool story bro :D
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lol, reminds me of a joke I used to tell where I said, "Hey, did you know they had new uses for tampons these days... teabags for vampires!" lulz
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it's fantastic!
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gross but funny lolol
ReplyDeletehahahahaha nasty one.. but i like it.
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Sillyoldbum
yuck. :S that's funny but disgusting :-D
ReplyDeleteThe mental image has forever scarred me.
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