Friday, 24 September 2010

Lacking all religion

A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?"

Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work the farmer replied, "Naw, these are soybeans."

"You don't understand," said the preacher. "Are you a Christian?"

With the same amount of interest as his previous answer the farmer said, "Nope my name is Jones. You must be lookin for Jim Christian. He lives a mile south of here."

The young determined preacher tried again asking the farmer, "Are you lost?"

"Naw! I've lived here all my life," answered the farmer.

"Are you prepared for the resurrection?" the frustrated preacher asked.

This caught the farmer's attention and he asked, "When's it gonna be?"

Thinking he had accomplished something the young preacher replied, "It could be today, tomorrow, or the next day." Taking a handkerchief from his back pocket and wiping his brow, the farmer remarked, "Well, don't mention it to my wife. She don't get out much and she'll wanna go all three days."


  1. You really must be the most faithful blogger EVER! Always the first to comment!

  2. Good jokes today, will email them to my mom.

  3. ehhhh.... i'm really trying here but i don't understand.

    damn i'm slow today.

  4. cool post bro!
    check both my blogs are interesting! ;)
    suppin can u rtrn pls?

  5. come over man, they are partying like hell already!! >=(

  6. That preacher is one of the people that annoy me.

  7. im impressed with your post!

  8. I loled, as usual. Thanks!

  9. I can't wait for tomorrow's update!

  10. thanks for the laugh

  11. hey thanks for visiting my blog, im glad you the paintings. i just made a new Epic song of the day blog. check it out if your not to buisy today. see yeah