Tuesday, 7 September 2010

After the Office Party..

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him!" said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday.

17 comments:

  1. Haha! I liked the ending.
    Showing some love.
    http://thecrispyguy.blogspot.com/

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  2. lol man for some reason your ad's were for a bar right down the street from where i was born in lemant, illinois. do you happen to be from there?

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  3. No dude I think google is just too smart :d

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  4. made me lol. good job, and keep the good jokes coming.

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  5. you mad? there are some good jokes. keep the quality in your blog up. and i'll read it with pleasure. :)

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  6. good to see you're beating inertia today!

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  7. haha lmao! :p

    doing my daily rounds :)

    http://neopentyl.blogspot.com

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  8. ooohhhh nooooees...lol thanx4that!

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