Tuesday, 5 October 2010

A collection of insults,again.. :D

A semitone flat on the high notes.

A square with only three sides.

A steering wheel / few bolts short of a Yugo.

A teapot with a cracked lid.

A titanic intellect... In a world full of icebergs.

A vacuum-tube brain in a microchip world.

A VGA card and a Herc monitor.

A victim of retroactive birth control.

A violin minus the bow.

A walking argument for birth control.

A wind-up clock without a key.

About half smart.

Afraid she'll void her warranty if she thinks too much.

Airhead / bubble-brain.

Aliens zapped him with stupidity ray -- twice.
All booster, no payload.

All crown, no filling.

All foam, no beer.

All hammer, no nail.

All hat and no cattle.

All he remembers about his middle name is the first letter.

All his eggs in the same basket.

All his learning curves look like Mount Everest.

All icing, no cake.

All lime and salt, no tequila.

All missile, no warhead.

All of his bytes are odd.

All shot, no powder.

All the lights don't shine in her marquee.

All the personality of linoleum flooring / plasticene / putty / caulking / saran wrap / a bowl of oatmeal / a plastic spoon.

 

65 comments:

  1. these arent typical insults! nice one bro :P

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  2. i liked all missle, no warhead.

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  3. All lime and salt, no tequila :P

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  4. meh... i guess this one's fine too.

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  5. hurr I'll be using some of these later :p nice

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  6. lol I didn't know half of these lol

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  7. this sure expanded my vocabulary :D

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  8. An insult reference guide, sweet.

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  9. "Afraid she'll void her warranty if she thinks too much."

    XD

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  10. I'm totally going to have to save these for later use sometime. Thanks!

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  11. why cant we just set aside our differences and get along?

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  12. getting along is for wussies, great job bro

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  13. i will use almost all of these

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  14. lol very funny stuff, im gonna save this =) THanks

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  15. all hammer, no nail?? that's my girlfriend :)

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  16. my personal fave...All hat and no cattle.

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  17. Cool post ^^

    Visit my blog(s) please :)

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  18. This is great thanks, and keep up the good work.
    Cheers

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  21. Wouldn't really call them insults, as much as descriptions for someone who is lacking something ;/

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  22. hey bro I changed the name of my blog from too-senseless to pointless-sells.blogspot.com, and my nickname out of Stinsenator to 2Beer1Sip!!! just a littlen note

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  23. haha these insults are really helping me stay quick witted. thanks!

    showin the love!

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  24. interesting blog man i love it
    supp and flw u ;)

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  25. good point. Sometimes a change of perspective helps lol

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  26. good post! Thanks for checking out my blog!

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  27. Pretty good list you got there, will there be a continuation?

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  28. I'll be busting out the "all missile, no warhead" for sure hahah

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  29. haha. Nice. I live in a town full of "walking arguments for birth control".

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  31. Definitely liking this list of insults!! Thanks for sharing!!

    Ill have to remember them for future use! (;

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  32. In reverend Cerimon there well appears Following!

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  33. supportin'
    http://elijahfr.blogspot.com/

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  34. That him and his they in his palace burn; Following!

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  35. lol time to get out and about and use these

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